Q: Are you Xena? Tomb Raider?A: ... Jeanne D’Arc? The latest James Bond girl? Nice attempt but no, it ain’t so. I am HfBK Defender and defending is my duty.Q: Cahn wee teyk eh photou wit yooou?A: Anytime!Q: Do you carry your sword like a symbolic ornamental object, essentially?A: Thus I do excercise a lot you can imagine the amount of energy and strength inside my body and mind I would be able to use in an urgent dangerous situation. Adrenaline makes me go wild.Q: I can’t tell if I find you amazing or rather scare my pants off ...A: There’s reason for both. Let’s be honest to yourself: Doesn’t that make me even more interesting?Q: Are you freakin’ crazy?A: Most definitely!Q: Do you see yourself as a goddess?A: I might look like Jesus but hell no, I ain’t no megalomaniac!Q: Are you an aggressive person in general?A: Sure ..! Sort of. I go to the woods everyday to hunt deer with my bare fists. I am quite successful ...Q: Where is your sword?! (Frequently asked when out of town)A: I chose the Academy of Fine Arts Dresden to be defended. Not the city, the state or even the whole universe. Fortitude needs to be portioned. Now that you’re asking ... I might think about further options for my future plans.
Q: This whole thing is kinda funny.A: For me it is very true and important. If it causes you laughs I did some good. Enjoy yer day, mate!Q: Since when are you defending the academy?A: I made my first sword of broken stretcher’s wood after I destroyed a whole bunch of artworks. At the same time an art thief stole several paintings of fellow students from their studios. A new era had begun – for the academy’s security as well as for myself.Q: Why?A: Some things are worth fighting for. And if you do fight for them, eventually, life’s worth living.Q: I don’t like you. I am wasting my time.A: It’s your time. There you go ... Thanks for checking me out though.Q: I recognised that short sword you have. What is it all about?A: This is my ultimate sword for journeys, short trips and vacation. It is suitable for backpacks, suitcases and transportable in every airplane! The x-rays are legitimate for it’s of wooden material. Comes in handy!Q: You are stupid as f***! Why the hell are you acting like a jerk?A: I am being myself and I love it. If this is not what pleases you, exactly ... Well, I don’t give a sh*t ’cause I am happy and everybody deserves his or her own opinion, whatever that might be – it’s up to you and I am gonna tolerate your point of view.Q: You are a self-absorbed anti-social a**h*le!A: Sometimes I might be – depends on your treatment.